There are 3 guild babies due soon, all within 2 or 3 weeks of each other. I thought it might be a bit of fun to organise a competition. If there are any questions, feel free to post or pm me. Get sending those pounds in!

The aim of the game:
Guess the combined birth weight of the 3 imminent arrivals.

The Winner/s:
The person or persons that guess, to the nearest ounce (bugger your metric measurements, I'm old) rounded upwards, the total combined weight of the 3 arrivals.
If there are identical winning entries, the prize fund will be divided equally among the winning entrants.

The Prize Fund:
The prize fund will consist of all the £1 payments made to my Paypal account, that are related to this competition, minus whatever Paypal charge me for receiving the funds. So the more people that play, the larger the prize fund will be.

What you need to do:
1) Send me £1 via Paypal. My Paypal id is dobbin_uk (at hotmail.com) and ensure that the payment comments reference your forum nickname.
2) Post your guess within this thread and confirm that you have sent £1.

Rules/Statements:
- Gangster, Cal and me can't play. This is to prevent us fixing the result and sharing the dosh between us.
- Competition entry will close on 30th June or when the first baby is born (ours is due 28th June).
- The competition will end and the winner announced as soon as the weight of the last baby to be born is revealed.
- If anything unexpected occurs, all monies will be refunded (my decision is final on this matter).
- The prize money will be paid via Paypal.
- I will make no profit from this competition.

how pr0fessional! i have no paypal account so cannot play, nor money to play with! love teh student life, my guess is 20 pounds though just for shits and giggles sake i hope i win

Our last one was close to 11 pounds on his own...

you do have big bones though kuif...cal is a skinny runt so his baby will be ~ 2 pounds i would think

Sounds good

I'll think on the weights.

Baby weigh in time

Note to self: don't organise any more competitions that involve money, however minimal. Tight buggers

Sounded like a scam tbh.

Scam my arse. I come from an age where you could leave your doors unlocked when you went out; an age when a boy and girl couldn't be in each others' presence without a chaperone and when the best toy in the world was Baron Karza (and Action Man of course). Your money is safer with me than Natwest. You have my Paypal id above

Because people were worried what they'd catch if they walked into your house.


Your small willy was no threat to them.


You were born on the wrong side of the Transformers you toy noob.


Because Natwest don't use bumholes to store cash.


It's empty, therefore useless (I checked).

Btw Sifty, this forum is full of guys. Guys don't care about babies until they (vegas) or their missus have had one. Most of us are guys and don't have babies. Hence the lack of participation.

/me needs to shit something big

10 dolla!

insta classic!

(soz Sift )

I just plain cba, I'm the miserable chelsea fan in the office that tells people to fuck off and do some graft rather than mythering me with raffle tickets and sponsorship forms and other drivvly bollocks that drains time out of my life.

sounds painful

I only posted Baron Karza coz I know it cracks Delts up. Karza bred the Transformers tbh.

And Emperor Zurg from Toy Story