Today I had an interview with an agency who outsource teachers. It went pretty well.
During the usual company history debriefing, my interviewer started reeling off a lot of high profile names that they've had contracts from. Mitsubishi, Toyota, Panasonic, Shimano, AstraZeneca etc.
Then............... he said the magic word that caused my man parts to become woman parts and make a mess of the chair I was sitting on - Nintendo

So I chased the Nintendo angle a little more, and it turns out that during the N64 > GC cash drought, Nintendo pulled out of their English tuition contract because of financial issues.
Gutted.
So, seeing as their Wii/DS success has put them into the 3rd spot of profit making JP companies this year, I chased some more about the possibility of a contract renewal. However, it turns out Nintendo did the dirty on the agency by pulling out of the contract before it was completed, so the agency wants fuck all more to do with them! The guy was quite emotive about it and said how hard it was to tell his staff that they were suddenly out of a job.
God fucking damn the PS2 and it's undeserved success. One day I will meet Shigeru Miyamoto and kiss his sweat laden forehead with the respect he's due!
...and maybe offer him some fashion advice.
As for the agency - they've hired me to teach one class a week to Shimano employees /o/. Think of me next time you're quick shifting down your local park path chicane.
So the long and short - I almost had a possible chance of working with nintendo in the far future because the agency pairs teachers who have interest/relevant experience with each client and I would've reduced my dignity significantly to get that position... but it seems unlikely
I edited this cos Nat didn't get me and Im slightly pied.