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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:50 am 
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original, www.cybergings.org/stuff/TrafficLetter.pdf

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:10 am 
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ROFL....that's hilarious......

The "So, to recap....." paragraph had me in stitches!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:38 am 
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renee wrote:
The "So, to recap....." paragraph had me in stitches!!!


Me too, cracking!! :D

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I just love the way the whole thing was written, plus the A-Team and BttF references we're the icing on the cake.

I wonder if the cops were laughing as hard too

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Priceless :D

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thats class ..

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So.... Some silly admin bloke enters his date of birth in the wrong place instead of the date of incident, & mistakes a nissan for a honda.

& as a result he gets away with speeding over 100mph :shock:

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So.... Some silly admin bloke enters his date of birth in the wrong place instead of the date of incident, & mistakes a nissan for a honda.

& as a result he gets away with speeding over 100mph :shock:


I thought it was kmph.....

Not that that makes any difference to me.....no idea how many KM are in a mile.... :oops:

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its 160.93kph for 100mph .


Miles (mi) ---> Kilometers (km): mi x 1.6 = km
Kilometers (km) ---> Miles (mi): km / 1.6 = mi

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So he was only going 62.5 mph...what a pussy..

He needs to get himself a car like mine....a deep purple Ford Ka :O

........Vroooooommmmm.......Whooooooosh....can't see it for dust......

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........Vroooooommmmm.......Whooooooosh....can't see it for dust......



is that coz its fallen apart ?

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Hmmm....Shut it Xui.....

And i should hope it doesn't fall apart....Papas a mechanic ffs.....

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Papas a warlock, you dumb bitch.

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lol

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rofl...

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