Well the good fortune of the lord has looked out for me this yuletide and im very happy to say I wont be seeing the new year in the shithole called Harlow Essex. I will infact be sunning it up in Australia! w00t

Going with my gf and her daughter on boxing day and wont be back till mid Jan.

Any advice from people who have been before would be handy (no huntsman spider videos needed thanks, im shitting myself bigtime already)

Going to brisbane and the whole goldcoast area.

anyway, just needed to tell you all to make up for the fact I have a small penis

\o>


Love you all to pieces as you know

bastid!

Don't go out sunning at noon, unless you want to feel like an ant
under a magnifying glass.
Don't go out swimming when there are red flags waving,
unless you feel like losing some more weight.
Don't get into a fight with a kangaroo, they fight mean.




Oh and don't believe anything a guy called Steve,
says about sticking your thumb up some croc's arse.


have fun m8y, land down under is on top of my list to visit.

Lucky beggar! Have fun mate.

I wish you all a wonderful holiday down under. Have fun m8.

Luke

U should go fishing with Rex Hunt

Have fun in da outback meight!

What about shark or snake video's?

scary but not even in the same league of scary, im a cronic arachniphobe even the spiders in WoW give me the creeps

forewarned is forearmed ..

http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/Spidaus.html



have a lot of fun m8

You wanna watch those Redbacks aswell.

Apparently, if you get bitten, & only look like you are going to die, will they give you the anti-serum. Reason is that the anti-serum could kill you too.

Reading the bit about the Redbacks:
Most victims (79%) were aged between 18 and 50 years and 64.4% of them were males. Males are still often bitten on the genitals or buttocks (9.7% of cases).

Have fun Vegas.

HF

I think 'chelsea fan' is appropriate here. Hope you get molested by Aborigines and eaten by snakes while we all freeze to death. Bring me back some rock!! 'Dude', shrimp, barbie.. etc... gday, apparently the fosters in Oz is shite, Crown is good i've heard.

Vegas

Just got back from a three week honeymoon in Oz so happy to give a few suggestions and comments.

We visited Sydney, Melbourne, Noosa on the the Sunshine Coast (near Brisbane) and then Cairns for the Barrier Reef.

If you're going near any of those let me know and I'll post some stuff on things to do, places to see and good restaurants.

Didnt see one nasty spider while we were there, except a dead one that had fallen into our swimming pool in Noosa. Had to fish him out with the pool skimmer and he did look a bit big and scarey.

Hope you have fun in Oz vegas.

Lets hope the beauty of the Abo women don't put a spanner in the works with you and Keely >.<

just got back, i think i've forgotten how to type, will post pics etc soon. Hope all is well with you all and youhad a great new year.

fuck im so tired.

Jetlag > me

hope you had a wicked time mate

Ya big jessy, I was back at work the day after coming back from the US Hope you had fun even though you went without me

Welcome back and happy new year. Hope your nads managed to escape the spider bites!

welcome back - Hope your new year was cracking mate

M

wb m8. Good thing you survived the spiders.

Luke

Welcome Back Matey!

Now, Get ur arse back on comms and WoW