I'm a chelsea fan, and so are you.

I'm also bored to death.

You're bored to death? Because I'm not thick as pig shit and find my job easy I've been told I have to do other stuff. This otehr stuff involves Access ffs! I've never touched that in my life so now I have to learn all about it on dull courses. Do I get paid extra for doing this? Do I fuck. I'm more bored than a bored tortoise on a particularly boring sunday afternoon.

that do sound boring indeed, been there, done that, won't do it again. however, i do find my new job amusing, but right now it's dead, no shit to fix, nothing to analyze. i pray for some circuits to break down...

Arsenal Supporters.

The pair of you.

you're drawn to that word like a fly is attracted to shit

I'd have said he's drawn to that word like a Greek barman to vegas's butthole tbh