i'll try remember to add the ones from yesterday their funnier tbh...

And just for anyone else -
after being in a nightclub for a while, i pop'd back to the doors to chat to the one doorman i know, a different door man decided that as i disagree with his view on piercings to. (well i presume) eject me with his fists, sucker punhing me from behind.

Press charges. It's people like him that get other door men stabbed or shot by being an utter chelsea fan.

PS. piercings are for gays.

I had something similar some years ago when my oculist decided it would be a good idea to cut something out of my eyelid...

puking already?

i have a silicon implant in my eye

i fail to see what has changed...

I'll let my GF know that..

And aye, been to the cop shop, just waiting on them to let me know whats going on after tehy spoken to witnesses.

See wanking is bad for ya sight!!